Director of Whatever

by Department of Everything

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Dweebs make math rock noise
Turn it up and dance around
It gets pretty weird
-Sarah Saydun

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released September 10, 2016

Mark Aylward: MPC/Vocals
Sam Hanson: Drums/Vocals
Adam Straus: Bass
Zach Cadman: Euphonium

Recorded December 2015 at Machines with Magnets, Pawtucket, RI
Engineered and mixed by Seth Manchester
Mastered by Jim Anderson and Adam Straus

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Department of Everything Boston, Massachusetts

DoE is a crunchy noise punk band that combines the influences of hip-hop, math rock, and hardcore punk.

Taking inspiration from bands such as Lightning Bolt, Black Eyes, and Guerilla Toss, Department of Everything gets rad real fast.

DoE features a distorted euphonium decked out with christmas-lights, a masked drummer, bangin bass, and a crazed sampler player in post-Mammox Mark Aylward.
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Track Name: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf

Woof, Woof, Woof

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf

Woof, Woof, Woof

And they take all your wolves
And they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves
And they take all your clothes

And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf

Woof, Woof, Woof

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf

Woof, Woof, Woof
Track Name: Toxic Shop
Only pick the most toxic ingredients
Only pick the best carcinogens
Locally owned and chemically grown
Families get bought and Families get sold

I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop
I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop
A chemical to give your frang round the block
A chemical to give your frang round the block

I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop
I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop
A chemical to give your frang round the block
Your friendly neighborhood toxic shop

Only pick the most toxic ingredients
Only pick the best carcinogens
Locally owned and chemically grown
Families get bought and families get sold

We got corn, grown in uranium
We got leaks, bathed in germanium
Let in the stew, forget about you
I'm made of rubber and you're made of glue

I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop
I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop
A chemical to give your frang round the block
A chemical to give your frang round the block

I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop
I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop
A chemical to give your frang round the block
Your friendly neighborhood toxic shop

Frog growth
Gross Frog
Tadpole
Live Strong

Frog growth
Gross Frog
Tadpole
Live Long

I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop
I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop
A chemical to give your frang round the block
A chemical to give your frang round the block

I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop
I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop
A chemical to give your frang round the block
Your friendly neighborhood toxic shop

A toxic shop, a toxic shop
A toxic shop, a toxic shop
A toxic shop, a toxic shop
A toxic shop, a toxic shop
Track Name: I'm Sorry
I want to sit down with you,
no thanks

I want to go out with you,
please no

I want to make out with you,
no thanks

You could bring your family too.
please no

That was probly odd for you,
please no

That was kinda weird to do,
no thanks

Probably for your family too,
please no

I’m really sorry

I’m really, really sorry
Track Name: Apricot
There’s No Going Home
For You, Time to Dine

I am an apricot, you are an apple
We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple
I am an apricot, you are an apple
We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple

I know why, you go to the store.
You go to the store cause you got fruit no more.
You’ve got nothing left, you are fruit bereft.
So snooze like the rest, you don’t deserve this apricot

You came back to die

I am an apricot, you are an apple
We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple
I am an apricot, you are an apple
We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple

I am fruit of the tree of life
Child of the gods
Welcome to a fleshy hell
The fruit is on the walls
You got some seeds on your fucking chest
Growing roots down, hey you know the rest

cause
Fruit Juju
Fruit Juju

Fruit
No
More

Fruit
No
More
Track Name: Little Horsey
Hey little horsie wanna go for a ride?
Tie you up here can't take you inside
Yeller's out back and he's ready to die
Shit where you stay get covered in flies

Old MacDonald had a farm
Old MacDonald did some harm
Pigs out back and they making a plan
All got together said fuck the man

Old MacDonald went to sleep
Old MacDonald had a dream
Hay bales burning to the ground
Hellfire raining down

HEY Mr. MacDonald:
We ain’t satisfied

Old MacDonald woke up quick
Old MacDonald woke up sick
Pitchforks flying through the air, gave
Old MacDonald quite a scare

HEY Little Horsie
Time to Ride or Die

Set Us Free!

Old MacDonald had a farm
Old MacDonald did some harm
Pigs out back and they making a plan
All got together said fuck the man

All got together said fuck the man
All got together said fuck the man
Pigs out back and they making a plan
All got together said fuck the man

Hey little horsie wanna go for a ride?
Tie you up here can't take you inside
Yeller's out back and he's ready to die
Shit where you stay get covered in flies

Set Us Free!
Track Name: What You Want
Means without an end
Dreams without intent
Tease without suspense
Seas without the sense

I see you, you see me too
Now we both see who is who
Time will tell, you must choose
Cant get far within a ruse.

They see us, we see them too
Now we see who is who
One will read, what the other wrote
Both a part of some sick joke

Means without an end
Dreams without intent
Tease without suspense
Seas without the sense

I see you, you see me too
Now we both see who is who
Time will tell, you may lose
Cant get far with two dead shoes

They see too, we see them three
Now we know it’s you and me
One will write, one will speak
Truth is hard to keep your feet

Whatcha want you'll never ever get
What you want you'll never ever get

I see you, you see me too
Now we both see, who is who
Time will tell, you must choose
Cant get far within a ruse.

They see us, we see them too
Now we both see who is who
One will bleed with the other broke
Both will want until they croak
Track Name: Moon Will Rise
Hands on the clock tell the time
But the night's all mine

Face of the clock has no eyes
But it has laugh lines

World is afire as it fries
And I feel fine

Sun as it sets says goodbye
But the moon will rise

Hands of the flock, a world on the rise
Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes
Losing your stock, laughing through flies
Choke on a rock, that’s your demise

Hands on the clock tell the time
But the night's all mine

Face of the clock has no eyes
But it has laugh lines

World is afire as it fries
And I feel fine

Sun as it sets says goodbye
But the moon will rise

Hands of the flock, a world on the rise
Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes
Losing your stock, laughing through flies
Choke on a rock, that’s your demise

Hands of the flock, a world on the rise
Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes
Losing your stock, laughing through flies
Choke on a rock, that’s your demise

Hands of the flock, a world on the rise
Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes
Losing your stock, laughing through flies
Choke on a rock, that’s your demise
Track Name: Your Name
I don't know your name, you don't know my name
I don't know your name cause we just met
I don't know your name, you don't know my name
I don't know your name cause we just met

I don't know your name, you don't know my name
I don't know your name cause we just met
I don't know your name, you don't know my name
I don't know your name cause we just met

Got no goddamn job, and I got no money
Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny

Got no goddamn job, and I got no money
Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny

Got no goddamn job, and I got no money
Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny

Got no goddamn job, and I got no money
Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny