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Director of Whatever

by Department of Everything

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1.
And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes Wolf, Wolf, Wolf Woof, Woof, Woof Wolf, Wolf, Wolf Woof, Woof, Woof And they take all your wolves And they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves And they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes And they take all your wolves, and they take all your clothes Wolf, Wolf, Wolf Woof, Woof, Woof Wolf, Wolf, Wolf Woof, Woof, Woof
2.
Toxic Shop 03:20
Only pick the most toxic ingredients Only pick the best carcinogens Locally owned and chemically grown Families get bought and Families get sold I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop A chemical to give your frang round the block A chemical to give your frang round the block I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop A chemical to give your frang round the block Your friendly neighborhood toxic shop Only pick the most toxic ingredients Only pick the best carcinogens Locally owned and chemically grown Families get bought and families get sold We got corn, grown in uranium We got leaks, bathed in germanium Let in the stew, forget about you I'm made of rubber and you're made of glue I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop A chemical to give your frang round the block A chemical to give your frang round the block I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop A chemical to give your frang round the block Your friendly neighborhood toxic shop Frog growth Gross Frog Tadpole Live Strong Frog growth Gross Frog Tadpole Live Long I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop A chemical to give your frang round the block A chemical to give your frang round the block I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic shop I opened up a toxic shop, a toxic stop A chemical to give your frang round the block Your friendly neighborhood toxic shop A toxic shop, a toxic shop A toxic shop, a toxic shop A toxic shop, a toxic shop A toxic shop, a toxic shop
3.
I'm Sorry 02:20
I want to sit down with you, no thanks I want to go out with you, please no I want to make out with you, no thanks You could bring your family too. please no That was probly odd for you, please no That was kinda weird to do, no thanks Probably for your family too, please no I’m really sorry I’m really, really sorry
4.
Apricot 04:03
There’s No Going Home For You, Time to Dine I am an apricot, you are an apple We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple I am an apricot, you are an apple We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple I know why, you go to the store. You go to the store cause you got fruit no more. You’ve got nothing left, you are fruit bereft. So snooze like the rest, you don’t deserve this apricot You came back to die I am an apricot, you are an apple We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple I am an apricot, you are an apple We’re cut from different cloths, the same snapple I am fruit of the tree of life Child of the gods Welcome to a fleshy hell The fruit is on the walls You got some seeds on your fucking chest Growing roots down, hey you know the rest cause Fruit Juju Fruit Juju Fruit No More Fruit No More
5.
Hey little horsie wanna go for a ride? Tie you up here can't take you inside Yeller's out back and he's ready to die Shit where you stay get covered in flies Old MacDonald had a farm Old MacDonald did some harm Pigs out back and they making a plan All got together said fuck the man Old MacDonald went to sleep Old MacDonald had a dream Hay bales burning to the ground Hellfire raining down HEY Mr. MacDonald: We ain’t satisfied Old MacDonald woke up quick Old MacDonald woke up sick Pitchforks flying through the air, gave Old MacDonald quite a scare HEY Little Horsie Time to Ride or Die Set Us Free! Old MacDonald had a farm Old MacDonald did some harm Pigs out back and they making a plan All got together said fuck the man All got together said fuck the man All got together said fuck the man Pigs out back and they making a plan All got together said fuck the man Hey little horsie wanna go for a ride? Tie you up here can't take you inside Yeller's out back and he's ready to die Shit where you stay get covered in flies Set Us Free!
6.
Means without an end Dreams without intent Tease without suspense Seas without the sense I see you, you see me too Now we both see who is who Time will tell, you must choose Cant get far within a ruse. They see us, we see them too Now we see who is who One will read, what the other wrote Both a part of some sick joke Means without an end Dreams without intent Tease without suspense Seas without the sense I see you, you see me too Now we both see who is who Time will tell, you may lose Cant get far with two dead shoes They see too, we see them three Now we know it’s you and me One will write, one will speak Truth is hard to keep your feet Whatcha want you'll never ever get What you want you'll never ever get I see you, you see me too Now we both see, who is who Time will tell, you must choose Cant get far within a ruse. They see us, we see them too Now we both see who is who One will bleed with the other broke Both will want until they croak
7.
Hands on the clock tell the time But the night's all mine Face of the clock has no eyes But it has laugh lines World is afire as it fries And I feel fine Sun as it sets says goodbye But the moon will rise Hands of the flock, a world on the rise Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes Losing your stock, laughing through flies Choke on a rock, that’s your demise Hands on the clock tell the time But the night's all mine Face of the clock has no eyes But it has laugh lines World is afire as it fries And I feel fine Sun as it sets says goodbye But the moon will rise Hands of the flock, a world on the rise Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes Losing your stock, laughing through flies Choke on a rock, that’s your demise Hands of the flock, a world on the rise Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes Losing your stock, laughing through flies Choke on a rock, that’s your demise Hands of the flock, a world on the rise Grind out the clock till you take out your eyes Losing your stock, laughing through flies Choke on a rock, that’s your demise
8.
Your Name 04:42
I don't know your name, you don't know my name I don't know your name cause we just met I don't know your name, you don't know my name I don't know your name cause we just met I don't know your name, you don't know my name I don't know your name cause we just met I don't know your name, you don't know my name I don't know your name cause we just met Got no goddamn job, and I got no money Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny Got no goddamn job, and I got no money Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny Got no goddamn job, and I got no money Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny Got no goddamn job, and I got no money Got no goddamn time, isn't that funny

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Dweebs make math rock noise
Turn it up and dance around
It gets pretty weird
-Sarah Saydun

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released September 10, 2016

Mark Aylward: MPC/Vocals
Sam Hanson: Drums/Vocals
Adam Straus: Bass
Zach Cadman: Euphonium

Recorded December 2015 at Machines with Magnets, Pawtucket, RI
Engineered and mixed by Seth Manchester
Mastered by Jim Anderson and Adam Straus

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Department of Everything Boston, Massachusetts

DoE is a crunchy noise punk band that combines the influences of hip-hop, math rock, and hardcore punk.

Taking inspiration from bands such as Lightning Bolt, Black Eyes, and Guerilla Toss, Department of Everything gets rad real fast.

DoE features a distorted euphonium decked out with christmas-lights, a masked drummer, bangin bass, and a crazed sampler player in post-Mammox Mark Aylward.
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